1. succeedin:

everyone needs a jumping elephant on their blog tbh

    succeedin:

    everyone needs a jumping elephant on their blog tbh

  2. starfleetgrad:

    DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS

    NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS

    JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE

    DO YOU

  3. cumberbitchsandwich:

pkmndaisuki:

Two more characters!
To recap:
Arthur Conan Doyle as Christopher Robin
John (Johnnie the Pooh) as Winnie the Pooh
Sherlock as Tigger (but he’s an otter)
Molly as Piglet
Mycroft as Owl
Lestrade as Rabbit
Anderson as Eeyore
Sally as Gopher
Just to clear up any confusion. And there are still a few more characters to come!

EEYORE ANDERSON XD

    cumberbitchsandwich:

    pkmndaisuki:

    Two more characters!

    To recap:

    • Arthur Conan Doyle as Christopher Robin
    • John (Johnnie the Pooh) as Winnie the Pooh
    • Sherlock as Tigger (but he’s an otter)
    • Molly as Piglet
    • Mycroft as Owl
    • Lestrade as Rabbit
    • Anderson as Eeyore
    • Sally as Gopher

    Just to clear up any confusion. And there are still a few more characters to come!

    EEYORE ANDERSON XD
  4. alwaysacatch:

    Firefly | This is the entire show in one perfect sentence.

  5. geeknip:

The world has been made safe nowFrom oceans to mountains so steepIt’s time to put down your shield, captainAnd go the fuck to sleep.The hammers are all sitting still nowAnd the bilchsteim make not a peepI don’t care that it’s daytime on AsgardThis is Earth, and we fucking sleep.The spiders are safe in their webs nowTheir bites make no one else weepThis is your official downtimeUse it to fucking sleep.The bows have all been unstrung nowThe arrows have made their last leapI don’t care whose room you nest inJust go the fuck to sleep.The formulas have all been proven nowThe scanners are doing their sweepYou know what I hear helps when you’re angry?Going the fuck to sleep.No more AIs hacking my system nowNo more damn machines that go beepSo put down the soldering ironYou can dream up reactors while you sleep.I know seventy years is a long timeTo be dozing way down in the deepBut I know you’re tired, stop lyingAnd go the fuck to sleep.The astrophysicists are stargazingOr would, if their attention you didn’t keepWho even taught you about skype sexWait, I don’t care, just sleep.Tomorrow you can work on your ledgerTomorrow through corridors you can creepBut tonight I really don’t need youGet the fuck off the bridge and sleep.The hawks tuck under their wings nowThe little chicks no longer cheepYou want me to stop making bird puns?Go the fuck to sleep.The monitors dim their glow nowAnd the data is piled in a heapYes, fine, we’ll move a cot to the labIf you promise to just fucking sleep.The helicarrier moves quietly nowAnd aboard no one makes even a peepOh shit, what the fuck, StarkGet back to your room and sleep!

Thank you for your participation, one and all, the Internet has been won.

    geeknip:

    The world has been made safe now
    From oceans to mountains so steep
    It’s time to put down your shield, captain
    And go the fuck to sleep.

    The hammers are all sitting still now
    And the bilchsteim make not a peep
    I don’t care that it’s daytime on Asgard
    This is Earth, and we fucking sleep.

    The spiders are safe in their webs now
    Their bites make no one else weep
    This is your official downtime
    Use it to fucking sleep.

    The bows have all been unstrung now
    The arrows have made their last leap
    I don’t care whose room you nest in
    Just go the fuck to sleep.

    The formulas have all been proven now
    The scanners are doing their sweep
    You know what I hear helps when you’re angry?
    Going the fuck to sleep.

    No more AIs hacking my system now
    No more damn machines that go beep
    So put down the soldering iron
    You can dream up reactors while you sleep.

    I know seventy years is a long time
    To be dozing way down in the deep
    But I know you’re tired, stop lying
    And go the fuck to sleep.

    The astrophysicists are stargazing
    Or would, if their attention you didn’t keep
    Who even taught you about skype sex
    Wait, I don’t care, just sleep.

    Tomorrow you can work on your ledger
    Tomorrow through corridors you can creep
    But tonight I really don’t need you
    Get the fuck off the bridge and sleep.

    The hawks tuck under their wings now
    The little chicks no longer cheep
    You want me to stop making bird puns?
    Go the fuck to sleep.

    The monitors dim their glow now
    And the data is piled in a heap
    Yes, fine, we’ll move a cot to the lab
    If you promise to just fucking sleep.

    The helicarrier moves quietly now
    And aboard no one makes even a peep
    Oh shit, what the fuck, Stark
    Get back to your room and sleep!

    Thank you for your participation, one and all, the Internet has been won.

  6. Reasons it’s wrong to be a sex worker:

    theashkaari:

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Kirsten. Forty-something. Fat. Married.
Queer, kinky, poly.
Not exactly sure what I'm doing here - but as near as I can figure, neither can anyone else. :-P

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