1. zaataronpita:

    shitarianasays:

    callmekitto:

    tygermama:

    cacchieressa:

    queenofthedwarrows:

    thundering-god:

    acquaintedwithrask:

    strangelikethat:

    candyandcusswords:

    Cutest Thor Ever via Mary Sue.

    This is adorable!

    I AM GOING TO ACQUIRE THIS CHILD AND LOVE HER

    THIS MIDGARDIAN CHILD HIS GOOD TASTE!  METHINKS PERHAPS WE ARE SEEING A FUTURE FEMALE WARRIOR!

    My head canon is that each of the Avengers ends up with core group of fangirl/boys, like Natasha’s (or the one she acknowledges) are teenage girls mainly who see her as their hero, little boys love the Hulk, but Thor? Little girls between like the ages of 4 and 10, cause dude he is a Prince, who rides on a rainbow bridge, and is basically the fairy tale prince in real life. And Thor fucking loves it. His room at the Tower is just plastered with drawings they send him, and he tries as hard as he can to respond to each and every letter he gets. 

    HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

    And Clint and Tony would try to tease Thor about it but he’s just so proud of all his little fangirls and of the drawings and other things they send him and he’s so earnest about it that Clint and Tony end up more than a little jealous.

    I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS IDEA

    and oh man I just picture him meeting one of his little baby fans and they have their own little baby mjolnir and he asks her if she’d like to hold the real one, and her eyes get all big because what?? only thor can hold mjolnir! she knows that!! So he crouches down next to her, gently holding her hand as it holds mjolnir so that even though he’s the one holding the weight, she gets to feel like she’s actually the one holding the hammer and her eyes go half as big as her whole head as grins all big and he tells her ”clearly you are worthy, little warrior!”

    STOP IT

    MY POOR HEART

    Reblogging again for all that wonderful commentary.

    BEST. HEADCANON. EVER.

  2. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Arenal
Pop culture trivia contests between Thor Odinson and Capt. Rogers are banned, as they are physically painful to watch.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: Arenal

    Pop culture trivia contests between Thor Odinson and Capt. Rogers are banned, as they are physically painful to watch.]

  3. shieldhumanresourcesdept:

MEMO #46
An important safety reminder that even SHIELD recognized costumed superheroes are not allowed to wear capes on the Helicarrier or any other SHIELD base. Due to the regrettable deaths of many caped heroes, SHIELD has placed capes on the prohibited items list.
Thor and Loki may keep their, as they are both a cultural item, and the reasons capes are dangerous do not apply to Asgardians.
Agent E. Mode, our uniform designer, will give a 30-minute lecture to anyone foolish enough to ask about capes.
You have been warned.

    shieldhumanresourcesdept:

    MEMO #46

    An important safety reminder that even SHIELD recognized costumed superheroes are not allowed to wear capes on the Helicarrier or any other SHIELD base. Due to the regrettable deaths of many caped heroes, SHIELD has placed capes on the prohibited items list.

    Thor and Loki may keep their, as they are both a cultural item, and the reasons capes are dangerous do not apply to Asgardians.

    Agent E. Mode, our uniform designer, will give a 30-minute lecture to anyone foolish enough to ask about capes.

    You have been warned.

  4. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: thecomposerofshibuya
Agent Wilson is reminded that the proper way to settle a dispute is not through “Mortal Kombat,” but through either civil discussion or paperwork. Also, is it inadvisable to attempt to perform a “fatality” on the God of Thunder.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: thecomposerofshibuya

    Agent Wilson is reminded that the proper way to settle a dispute is not through “Mortal Kombat,” but through either civil discussion or paperwork. Also, is it inadvisable to attempt to perform a “fatality” on the God of Thunder.]

  5. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: mirkwoodsqueen
Regarding next year’s Division Picnic:  Blocks of ice containing Captain America action figures will not be tolerated in the punchbowl.  Mr. Stark and Mr. Odinson are informed that their additions to the punch are also not permitted.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: mirkwoodsqueen

    Regarding next year’s Division Picnic:  Blocks of ice containing Captain America action figures will not be tolerated in the punchbowl.  Mr. Stark and Mr. Odinson are informed that their additions to the punch are also not permitted.]

  6. askthederpvengers:

    capsikle asked: “How does Fury wake up the avengers?”

  7. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: heavilyparaphrased
Thor Odinson is to stop telling people that it is possible to fly by falling and missing the ground. “Some guy at some party who was carrying a towel” is not a valid source of information.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: heavilyparaphrased

    Thor Odinson is to stop telling people that it is possible to fly by falling and missing the ground. “Some guy at some party who was carrying a towel” is not a valid source of information.]

  8. Can we just imagine JARVIS meeting Captain America and Thor?

    • Tony: So anyway I was thinking, Jesus where did I put that scotch?
    • Jarvis: The drink you desire, sir, is two feet to your left beneath the paper.
    • Steve: OHCHRIST! Is that god?
    • Thor: AllFather? Is that you?
    • Tony: Guys-
    • Steve: IS GOD FROM ENGLAND?
    • Thor: What is this sorcery?! LOKI!
    • Steve: WHY IS GOD FROM ENGLAND?
  9. TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 9)

  10. TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 7)

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