1. shieldhumanresourcesdept:

MEMO #46
An important safety reminder that even SHIELD recognized costumed superheroes are not allowed to wear capes on the Helicarrier or any other SHIELD base. Due to the regrettable deaths of many caped heroes, SHIELD has placed capes on the prohibited items list.
Thor and Loki may keep their, as they are both a cultural item, and the reasons capes are dangerous do not apply to Asgardians.
Agent E. Mode, our uniform designer, will give a 30-minute lecture to anyone foolish enough to ask about capes.
You have been warned.

    shieldhumanresourcesdept:

    MEMO #46

    An important safety reminder that even SHIELD recognized costumed superheroes are not allowed to wear capes on the Helicarrier or any other SHIELD base. Due to the regrettable deaths of many caped heroes, SHIELD has placed capes on the prohibited items list.

    Thor and Loki may keep their, as they are both a cultural item, and the reasons capes are dangerous do not apply to Asgardians.

    Agent E. Mode, our uniform designer, will give a 30-minute lecture to anyone foolish enough to ask about capes.

    You have been warned.

  2. karaokegal:

feathered-mercury:

Just casually bringing this back.

Very well done.

    karaokegal:

    feathered-mercury:

    Just casually bringing this back.

    Very well done.

  3. askthederpvengers:

    capsikle asked: “How does Fury wake up the avengers?”

  4. geothebio:

eheheh

    geothebio:

    eheheh

  5. Can we just imagine JARVIS meeting Captain America and Thor?

    • Tony: So anyway I was thinking, Jesus where did I put that scotch?
    • Jarvis: The drink you desire, sir, is two feet to your left beneath the paper.
    • Steve: OHCHRIST! Is that god?
    • Thor: AllFather? Is that you?
    • Tony: Guys-
    • Steve: IS GOD FROM ENGLAND?
    • Thor: What is this sorcery?! LOKI!
    • Steve: WHY IS GOD FROM ENGLAND?
  6. sebmoran:

mangocianamarch:

seethisthroughandleave:

adhfdofdfdlfidlfdlflj….when he rolls his eyes :P

OMG I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HE ROLLED HIS EYES DAHELL LOKI DAT SASS

rightful king of sassgard.

    sebmoran:

    mangocianamarch:

    seethisthroughandleave:

    adhfdofdfdlfidlfdlflj….when he rolls his eyes :P

    OMG I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HE ROLLED HIS EYES DAHELL LOKI DAT SASS

    rightful king of sassgard.

  7. petite-redford:

trade-mistakes-for-you:

davidscustomglasses:

rwambush:

juniorjaycub:

toshi-riku:

I mean he is created for mischief lol


So. Damn. Perfect.

“Ohana” means family, Thor.

CUTIEEEEE

NICE

    petite-redford:

    trade-mistakes-for-you:

    davidscustomglasses:

    rwambush:

    juniorjaycub:

    toshi-riku:

    I mean he is created for mischief lol

    So. Damn. Perfect.

    “Ohana” means family, Thor.

    CUTIEEEEE

    NICE

  8. akuromas-hair:

1st panel: Little Hulk, Little Hulk, I am a god!
3rd panel: A weak god.
4th panel: nyoro~n

    akuromas-hair:

    1st panel: Little Hulk, Little Hulk, I am a god!

    3rd panel: A weak god.

    4th panel: nyoro~n

  9. TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 9)

  10. TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 6)

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