An important safety reminder that even SHIELD recognized costumed superheroes are not allowed to wear capes on the Helicarrier or any other SHIELD base. Due to the regrettable deaths of many caped heroes, SHIELD has placed capes on the prohibited items list.
Thor and Loki may keep their, as they are both a cultural item, and the reasons capes are dangerous do not apply to Asgardians.
Agent E. Mode, our uniform designer, will give a 30-minute lecture to anyone foolish enough to ask about capes.
You have been warned.