1. princessqueer:

    theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

    dramaddict:

    one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

    I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

    one might even call it

    avocado’s number

    I thought that was the IP address for avocado.org?

  2. …here she goes again…

    I know that Flight Rising is where all the cool dragon kids hang out now, but what can I say? I’m a traditionalist.

    Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today!

  3. coyoterose1:

Victorian Star Trek uniforms. This makes me happy on several nerdy levels. Source.

    coyoterose1:

    Victorian Star Trek uniforms. This makes me happy on several nerdy levels. Source.

  4. Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrds...

    • Me: THE LIVE ACTION SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO IS ON YOUTUBE WITH SUBTITLES.
    • Doug: IM QUITTING RIGHT NOW BUY ALL THE POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!
  5. So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

    bibliothekara:

    fuckingmultiverse:

    letsgivethesekidsashow:

    honeychildplease:

    image

    I’m quite pleased with this.

    Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

    WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

    I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

    I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

    THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

    yes

  6. johnthelutheran:

thetumblrofrassilon:

livingwithdisability:

Do you see a Dalek or a shower?

Dalek.

Yup, Dalek.

TOTALLY a Dalek.

    johnthelutheran:

    thetumblrofrassilon:

    livingwithdisability:

    Do you see a Dalek or a shower?

    Dalek.

    Yup, Dalek.

    TOTALLY a Dalek.

  7. ladymalchav:

    thedailytennant:

    tennant-hair-porn:

    doctorwholover11:

    superwholockfeels:

    candylandtimelord:

    fatalcookies:

    erulisses-vessel:

    I probably shouldn’t be showing this to the Doctor Who fandom but…

    No oh my god everyone, listen to this please.

    OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! 

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

    Whovians: OHMYGODOHMYGOD FOREVER REBLOG other fandoms: fuck.

    I know I say “I choked” a lot…. But I literally just choked at the chorus, because I was stupid and thought “I’m thirsty. I think I’ll drink some water now”….. I can’t look at my TARDIS poster anymore. Oh god. Why the fuck did I press play. I fucking quit.

    Doctor How

    love this song

    WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME VOLTAIRE RECORDED A DOCTOR WHO SONG?!?!?!?

  8. sirilyan:

    chrisgriswold:

    According to Tivo, these movies are “Christmas by Association”:

    • Batman Returns
    • Crash
    • Die Hard
    • Die Hard 2
    • Diner
    • Edward Scissorhands
    • Eyes Wide Shut
    • Ghostbusters II
    • The Family Man
    • Go
    • Gremlins
    • The Hudsucker Proxy
    • The Ice Harvest
    • Just Friends
    • L.A. Confidential
    • Lethal Weapon
    • The Lion in Winter
    • Look Who’s Talking Now
    • Metropolitan
    • On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
    • Rent
    • Trading Places
    • Trapped in Paradise
    • We’re no Angels

    This is information is important. Memorize it. Guard it with your life. They can’t take this away from us.

    You have my axe.

    …so who else just started looking at these and saying “yep, yep, nope, haven’t seen that, yep…”?

    ♫ December 24th, 9pm, Eastern Standard Time - from here on in, I shoot without a script… ♫

  9. mithrilstarlight:

    anticupid16:

    well-thats-ood:

    velociraptarts:

    vampirekingofrocknroll:

    isobelrowleys:

    plantagenet:

    maybenotboring:

    mozaikmage:

    m4ge:

    unfollower:

    pausequoi:

    samandriel:

    if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

    what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

    what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

    Or that time a senator got really pissed off at another senator and beat the living shit out of him with a cane

    or that time a short french guy tried to invade Russia

    in winter

    why is nobody talking about the Anglo-Zanzibar war

    it lasted 38 minutes

    or that time the whole town of gotham pretended to go catch contagious derangement to avoid having king john i build a royal highway through the centre of their village

    and it totally worked

    you forgot about when the bohemians got so angry they just threw people out of windows

    twice

    and the time a mustachioed german dictator probably knew that napoleon fucking bonaparte lost his entire war because he attempted and failed to invade Russia
    and invaded Russia anyway

    in winter

    Are we not going to talk about that time the president of the United States got stuck in a bathtub? 

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the the leading absolutist leader in Europe for a while got his nickname because he danced in the ballet when he was fifteen?

    Remember that time Philip II of Spain sent his entire navy to battle and re-catholocize England and lost because of the weather? Yeah, that was good.

  10. opheliaathenablack:

Some people do their best thinking in the shower. This is what I thought of today.

…and how sad is it that my first thought was “The Dalek should be purple”?

    opheliaathenablack:

    Some people do their best thinking in the shower. This is what I thought of today.

    …and how sad is it that my first thought was “The Dalek should be purple”?

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Kirsten. Forty-something. Fat. Married.
Queer, kinky, poly.
Not exactly sure what I'm doing here - but as near as I can figure, neither can anyone else. :-P

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