one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
I thought that was the IP address for avocado.org?
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
you forgot about when the bohemians got so angry they just threw people out of windows
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt
Or that time a senator got really pissed off at another senator and beat the living shit out of him with a cane
or that time a short french guy tried to invade Russia
why is nobody talking about the Anglo-Zanzibar war
it lasted 38 minutes
or that time the whole town of gotham pretended to go catch contagious derangement to avoid having king john i build a royal highway through the centre of their village
and it totally worked
and the time a mustachioed german dictator probably knew that napoleon fucking bonaparte lost his entire war because he attempted and failed to invade Russia
and invaded Russia anyway
Are we not going to talk about that time the president of the United States got stuck in a bathtub?
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the the leading absolutist leader in Europe for a while got his nickname because he danced in the ballet when he was fifteen?
Remember that time Philip II of Spain sent his entire navy to battle and re-catholocize England and lost because of the weather? Yeah, that was good.