1. thebergeronprocess: guildofone: Anthony Bourdain hot damn I’ll take Men Who Need to GET IN ME for $1000, Alex.

    thebergeronprocess:

    guildofone:

    Anthony Bourdain

    hot damn

    I’ll take Men Who Need to GET IN ME for $1000, Alex.

  2. safeandsound-sweetheart:

    hnnnng.

  3. Happy birthday Craig Ferguson, you perverted old tart. 

    I realize he’s trying to mock that sort of posing in the second gif…but dear god, I’d hit that.

  4. …my brain is attempting to meta over the use of a suiting-up pic for “philanthropist.”

    My libido, on the other hand, is screaming SHUT UP AND GET HIM IN ME.

  5. retro-sci-fi-songbird: In which Thomas Dolby looks like a badass Y’all already know I would hit that like the fist of an angry god. But dude, THIS PICTURE.

    retro-sci-fi-songbird:

    In which Thomas Dolby looks like a badass

    Y’all already know I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

    But dude, THIS PICTURE.

  6. »  Reblog if you'll answer sex related questions, no matter how naughty or revealing.

    It’s about the only action I get at this point, so why the fuck not?

  7. masteradept: My kind of party

    masteradept:

    My kind of party

  8. karaokegal: Oh my! …JESUS. Which way was my bunk again?

    karaokegal:

    Oh my!

    …JESUS. Which way was my bunk again?

  9. GET. IN. ME. NOW.

    GET.

    IN.

    ME.

    NOW.

  10. »  It is now Sexual Sunday

    alexiorsay:

    m-azing:

    angerliz:

    wecansexy:

    welcometoinnsmouth:

    itsjustthedoctor:

    • Would you rather…
    • Fuck Kill Marry
    • This or That
    • Personal Questions
    • Creepy Anons
    • Random Questions
    • Advice
    • Love/Hate
    • Anonymous Secrets
    • Sex & Alcohol Questions
    • Anything you want!

    I have nothing better to do at the moment.

    im bored

    there is def no way i will regret this

    the best ask I’ve ever received was the anon requesting a haiku about my last orgasm, so yes, I regret nothing

    Ahaha why not

About me

Kirsten. 42. Fat. Married.
Queer, kinky, poly.
Not exactly sure what I'm doing here - but as near as I can figure, neither can anyone else. :-P

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