1. Send me an album and I’ll tell you my three favorite songs from it.

    Also known as “how many times can Koosh say ‘I’m sorry, I’ve never heard that one’ in an hour?”

  2. Hi! Are you, by any chance, on Fetlife?

    Hi, nonny!  I am not on FL.  I have trouble enough keeping up with the social networks I already follow. ;-) To say nothing of the fact that, 15+ years since my first play party, I still feel like I’m sitting at the kinky kids’ table… 

    The number of parties I’ve been to in that time probably averages out to less than one a year. I’m generally FAR too shy/nervous/etc. to approach someone to play if I go by myself, and most of my kinky friends have incompatible play styles.  So I’m too old to be hanging out with the novices, and too inexperienced to hang out with my peers.  And while “nobody knows you’re a dog” on the Internet, I’m still very much aware of the age difference and would feel like a serious creeper trying to make connections with people of a similar skill level.

  3. Reblog this if you have a friend in the diamond business. The Shane Company. In Cupertino, San Mateo, and Walnut Creek. Open weekdays til 8. Saturday and Sunday til 5. Online at ShaneCo.com

    winged-mammal:

    whycantiholdallthesefeels:

    oh my god, I had no idea that The Shane Co. existed outside WA. somehow I feel a little bit… betrayed

    What? What?!  Everybody knows it’s The Shane Company, at the corner of Hurstbourne Lane and Taylorsville Road, open Monday through Friday til eight, Saturday and Sunday til five.

    Is it… Is it the same guy?  Oh god, my world is shattering before my eyes.

    …anybody else remember when their hours were completely absurd? Like, Thursday was the only day of the week they were open past 6, and they were closed altogether on Sundays?

  4. Teen? Hello, 41 and still doing this.

    Teen? Hello, 41 and still doing this.

  5. retro-sci-fi-songbird:

    jerkstorecalling:

    retro-sci-fi-songbird replied to your video: Things I Learned: There is a video for this. And…

    I love this song and video. It’s rather nice and refreshing to hear such a filthy song from him XD

    And! It was written by George Clinton, which really shows.

    Indeed

    It’s so awesome

    Aliens Ate My Buick is a wonderful album

    It’s a little random but hey, so am I

    So it works

    I was a senior in HS when Aliens Ate My Buick came out.  The spoken-word bit in the middle of “Key To Her Ferrari” absolutely scandalized me. ;-)

  6. 21 years this coming May…I think this one goes in the DONE column.

    21 years this coming May…I think this one goes in the DONE column.

  7. thebergeronprocess:

princekarkat:

thelilnan:

typicaloddities:

sxizzor:

nancaia:


REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THESE SHITS FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
ONES , TENS , HUNDREDS , THOUSANDS.

I liked building things with them.

omg yes we learned the fuck out of number places with these things

These were amazing. 

I thought they were cheese
but I see now I was
grossly mistaken

i laughed so fucking hard holy shit
cheese

OH MY GOD YES

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS.  And the day my 4th grade teacher set the 1000 block down on the overhead projector with a mighty THUNK.
(The set in her classroom was wooden, rather than plastic, which would have nicely avoided The Cheese Incident here.)

    thebergeronprocess:

    princekarkat:

    thelilnan:

    typicaloddities:

    sxizzor:

    nancaia:

    REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THESE SHITS FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

    ONES , TENS , HUNDREDS , THOUSANDS.

    I liked building things with them.

    omg yes we learned the fuck out of number places with these things

    These were amazing. 

    I thought they were cheese

    but I see now I was

    grossly mistaken

    i laughed so fucking hard holy shit

    cheese

    OH MY GOD YES

    YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS.  And the day my 4th grade teacher set the 1000 block down on the overhead projector with a mighty THUNK.

    (The set in her classroom was wooden, rather than plastic, which would have nicely avoided The Cheese Incident here.)

  8. Reblog with your URL and the first concert you ever went to.

    • alicecstasy: RUSH
    • bringontheacidrain: Tool
    • theundeadkeepdreaming: Rush
    • Soundsofaplaygroundfading: Opeth/Lamb of God/Arch Enemy
    • viletruthpurelies: AMON AMARTH, MOTHERFUCKERS
    • glitchinghtematricx: Jawbreaker.
    • thegreenwolf: Ministry.
    • dorkilybeautiful: Pantera with Type O Negative.
    • lollandlass: Power Station with OMD
    • kshandra: Howard Jones with Animotion

About me

Kirsten. Forty-something. Fat. Married.
Queer, kinky, poly.
Not exactly sure what I'm doing here - but as near as I can figure, neither can anyone else. :-P

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