master-assassin-turlough:

Eighteen months is too long to wait!

Bring back the Doctor don’t hesitate!

It was a cold wet night in November,

Twenty-two years ago…

There was a police box in a junkyard,

We didn’t know where it would go.

An old man took two teachers,

Into time and space.

It started off a legend,

That no other could replace.

Doctor in distress,

Let’s all answer his S.O.S.,

Doctor in distress,

Bring him back now we won’t take less.

Where’s the Doctor, over there!

There were evil metal creatures,

Who tried to EXTERMINATE!

Inside each of their casings,

Was a bubbling lump of hate.

We met cybernetic humans,

With no feelings at all.

Warriors of the ice,

Who stood over seven feet tall.

Doctor in distress,

Let’s all answer his S.O.S.,

Doctor in distress,

Bring him back now we won’t take less.

Bring him back now we won’t take less,

If we stop his travels he’ll be in a mess,

The galaxy will fall to evil once more,

With nightmarish monsters fighting a war.

Doctor in distress,

Bring him back now we won’t take less.

Doctor, Doctor, Doc-torrrr…!

We’ve learned to accept six Doctors,

With companions at their side.

When they were faced with dangers,

They didn’t run, they didn’t hide…

There was a Brigadier and a Master

Hahahahaha…!

And a canine computer!

Each screaming girl just hoped,

That a Yeti wouldn’t shoot her.

Doctor in distress,

Let’s all answer his S.O.S.,

Doctor in distress,

Bring him back now, we won’t take less.

Doctor in distress,

Let’s all answer his S.O.S.,

Doctor in distress,

Bring him back now, we won’t take less.


I actually got a retweet from Paul Cornell over a “Doctor In Distress” reference a couple of weeks ago.