- VATICAN? VATICAN’T
or- EX BENEDICT
then I will simply not know what to do with myself.
My money’s still on POPE SAYS NOPE.
VATICANCY.
No Benediction for Benedict.
Benevicted.
I like what I saw on my friend’s fb page earlier: “In true Catholic form, the Pope pulls out early”
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step ASIDE bitches

wHAT
oh my god

there we go
I felt something was missing.

theeerrreeee

god save the queen
is that stephen fry
…it might have been, at one point.
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This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful.
Life changes.
People change.its a fucking strawberry
No. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins, making you feel a range of emotions that turn you into a red strawberry. Tragically beautiful.
no it says lettuce
no it says never give up
OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS UGLY
CHECK YOUR RIPENED FRUIT PRIVILEGE
SHIET
Fun fact: When I get an erection, my penis does this exact same transformation
It grows 1/16 of an inch bigger?
SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP
SNAP
SNAP
SNAP
SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw all of the comments.
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Cutest Thor Ever via Mary Sue.
This is adorable!
I AM GOING TO ACQUIRE THIS CHILD AND LOVE HER
THIS MIDGARDIAN CHILD HIS GOOD TASTE! METHINKS PERHAPS WE ARE SEEING A FUTURE FEMALE WARRIOR!
My head canon is that each of the Avengers ends up with core group of fangirl/boys, like Natasha’s (or the one she acknowledges) are teenage girls mainly who see her as their hero, little boys love the Hulk, but Thor? Little girls between like the ages of 4 and 10, cause dude he is a Prince, who rides on a rainbow bridge, and is basically the fairy tale prince in real life. And Thor fucking loves it. His room at the Tower is just plastered with drawings they send him, and he tries as hard as he can to respond to each and every letter he gets.
HEADCANON ACCEPTED.
And Clint and Tony would try to tease Thor about it but he’s just so proud of all his little fangirls and of the drawings and other things they send him and he’s so earnest about it that Clint and Tony end up more than a little jealous.
I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS IDEA
and oh man I just picture him meeting one of his little baby fans and they have their own little baby mjolnir and he asks her if she’d like to hold the real one, and her eyes get all big because what?? only thor can hold mjolnir! she knows that!! So he crouches down next to her, gently holding her hand as it holds mjolnir so that even though he’s the one holding the weight, she gets to feel like she’s actually the one holding the hammer and her eyes go half as big as her whole head as grins all big and he tells her ”clearly you are worthy, little warrior!”
STOP IT
MY POOR HEART
Reblogging again for all that wonderful commentary.
BEST. HEADCANON. EVER.
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Some men just want to watch the world learn.
They’re like the Avengers of learning.
“I have an army.”
“We have Bob Ross.”
“That’s my secret, Mr. Rogers. There’s always a little bush.”
“His first name is ‘Mister’”
“I’ve got science in my ledger”
I ship Science Team.
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Hello, jacket that would have been cool in 1980.
With those pants it makes him look like a bad classic Battlestar Galatica cosplayer.
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Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?
Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?
We really need season 3 as soon as possible.
We should start renting ourselves out to other fandoms.
Got a tough problem you can’t solve? Hire a Sherlockian!
Nagging doubt about your favorite series? Hire a Sherlockian!
No question too insane; no detail too tiny to miss.WE ARE THE FANDOM THAT WAITED. And then got bored.
(chuckle) The world’s only consulting fandom.
The world’s only consulting fandom.

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(740): I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i have begun reading tfln on the bus on the way to school and i saw this one today and yes, this was my first thought too
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My new headcanon: the Doctor was using Apple Maps that day.
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That’s the opposite of a problem




