1. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Michael
All personnel are hereby reminded that they are not required to model Ms. Van Dyne’s fashions for her.
In addition, Agent Wilson is hereby forbidden from doing so under any circumstances.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: Michael

    All personnel are hereby reminded that they are not required to model Ms. Van Dyne’s fashions for her.

    In addition, Agent Wilson is hereby forbidden from doing so under any circumstances.]

  2. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: heavilyparaphrased
The Second Annual S.H.I.E.L.D. Halloween Party and Costume Contest will be taking place on October 27th, 2012 at Avengers Tower, beginning at 2100 hours. Assistant Director Hill, Agent Coulson, and I will be judging the costume contest. This year, all eligible costumes must include proper coverage, as anyone who flashes any of the judges, deliberately or inadvertently, will be automatically disqualified.]

Even S.H.I.E.L.D. understands that “no costume” is NO COSTUME.

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: heavilyparaphrased

    The Second Annual S.H.I.E.L.D. Halloween Party and Costume Contest will be taking place on October 27th, 2012 at Avengers Tower, beginning at 2100 hours. Assistant Director Hill, Agent Coulson, and I will be judging the costume contest. This year, all eligible costumes must include proper coverage, as anyone who flashes any of the judges, deliberately or inadvertently, will be automatically disqualified.]

    Even S.H.I.E.L.D. understands that “no costume” is NO COSTUME.

  3. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: 42andeverything
Mr. Stark is reminded that attempting to sleep with the instructor of the  sexual harassment seminar is frowned upon. She is fully combat trained, and will not increase your score.
All agents are reminded that there is no official S.H.I.E.L.D sponsored pool on the number of times Mr. Stark will be required to take the sexual harassment seminar in a given month. Agent Barton will returning all bets already placed immediately.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: 42andeverything

    Mr. Stark is reminded that attempting to sleep with the instructor of the  sexual harassment seminar is frowned upon. She is fully combat trained, and will not increase your score.

    All agents are reminded that there is no official S.H.I.E.L.D sponsored pool on the number of times Mr. Stark will be required to take the sexual harassment seminar in a given month. Agent Barton will returning all bets already placed immediately.]

  4. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Arenal
Pop culture trivia contests between Thor Odinson and Capt. Rogers are banned, as they are physically painful to watch.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: Arenal

    Pop culture trivia contests between Thor Odinson and Capt. Rogers are banned, as they are physically painful to watch.]

  5. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: PirateDevon
This is a note to all science and engineering teams that coating slinkies with Dr. Pym’s “Pym Particles” or Dr. Richards’ “Unstable Molecules” and ‘racing’ them down the central command deck stairwell is neither good science nor appropriate behavior.]

…oh dear god.

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: PirateDevon

    This is a note to all science and engineering teams that coating slinkies with Dr. Pym’s “Pym Particles” or Dr. Richards’ “Unstable Molecules” and ‘racing’ them down the central command deck stairwell is neither good science nor appropriate behavior.]

    …oh dear god.

  6. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: thecomposerofshibuya
Agent Wilson is reminded that the proper way to settle a dispute is not through “Mortal Kombat,” but through either civil discussion or paperwork. Also, is it inadvisable to attempt to perform a “fatality” on the God of Thunder.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: thecomposerofshibuya

    Agent Wilson is reminded that the proper way to settle a dispute is not through “Mortal Kombat,” but through either civil discussion or paperwork. Also, is it inadvisable to attempt to perform a “fatality” on the God of Thunder.]

  7. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: comics0026
No matter what Deadpool tells you, the X-gene mutation does not operate under “werewolf rules”.
As such, anyone who has been harassing Dr. McCoy, Wolverine, any visiting X-Men or any captured mutants is to stop immediately. Some of them will bite you, but you won’t gain any powers from the experience, just an out-of-pocket trip to medical.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: comics0026

    No matter what Deadpool tells you, the X-gene mutation does not operate under “werewolf rules”.

    As such, anyone who has been harassing Dr. McCoy, Wolverine, any visiting X-Men or any captured mutants is to stop immediately. Some of them will bite you, but you won’t gain any powers from the experience, just an out-of-pocket trip to medical.]

  8. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: mirkwoodsqueen
Regarding next year’s Division Picnic:  Blocks of ice containing Captain America action figures will not be tolerated in the punchbowl.  Mr. Stark and Mr. Odinson are informed that their additions to the punch are also not permitted.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: mirkwoodsqueen

    Regarding next year’s Division Picnic:  Blocks of ice containing Captain America action figures will not be tolerated in the punchbowl.  Mr. Stark and Mr. Odinson are informed that their additions to the punch are also not permitted.]

  9. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Glenn
The next person who asks if I have a satellite-linked cybernetic gun sight behind my eyepatch will find out how good a shot I really am. The hard way.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: Glenn

    The next person who asks if I have a satellite-linked cybernetic gun sight behind my eyepatch will find out how good a shot I really am. The hard way.]

  10. memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: peninmyhair
In light of recent events, all personnel are reminded that by DEFINITION all gifts from Agent Wilson are to be classified as “unsolicited.” No matter what the occasion. Even if he manages to get your birthday right. DO. NOT. ACCEPT.]
((A reference to this previous memo.))

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: peninmyhair

    In light of recent events, all personnel are reminded that by DEFINITION all gifts from Agent Wilson are to be classified as “unsolicited.” No matter what the occasion. Even if he manages to get your birthday right. DO. NOT. ACCEPT.]

    ((A reference to this previous memo.))

About me

Kirsten. Forty-something. Fat. Married.
Queer, kinky, poly.
Not exactly sure what I'm doing here - but as near as I can figure, neither can anyone else. :-P

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