[Submitted by: heavilyparaphrased
The Second Annual S.H.I.E.L.D. Halloween Party and Costume Contest will be taking place on October 27th, 2012 at Avengers Tower, beginning at 2100 hours. Assistant Director Hill, Agent Coulson, and I will be judging the costume contest. This year, all eligible costumes must include proper coverage, as anyone who flashes any of the judges, deliberately or inadvertently, will be automatically disqualified.]
Even S.H.I.E.L.D. understands that “no costume” is NO COSTUME.