1. poeticallydisposed:

triplitex:

alejandroooooo:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:


MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONGAND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

ALL THE MOTHAFUCKING AWARDS ^^

Everything about this wins!



Nice to see this making the rounds again.

    poeticallydisposed:

    triplitex:

    alejandroooooo:

    iveabandonedmyboooooy:

    gemeaux:

    queercakes:

    chic-chibi-chica:

    wethinktherefore:

    didyoudance:

    homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

    MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

    ‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
    AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

    SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

    BABY GOT self-respect

    OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

    EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

    I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

    I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

    ALL THE MOTHAFUCKING AWARDS ^^

    Everything about this wins!

    Nice to see this making the rounds again.

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