1. poeticallydisposed: triplitex: alejandroooooo: iveabandonedmyboooooy: gemeaux: queercakes: chic-chibi-chica: wethinktherefore: didyoudance: homemadedarkmark | devonwood: MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries. ‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONGAND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea. SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly BABY GOT self-respect OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you. I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7. ALL THE MOTHAFUCKING AWARDS ^^ Everything about this wins! Nice to see this making the rounds again.

    poeticallydisposed:

    triplitex:

    alejandroooooo:

    iveabandonedmyboooooy:

    gemeaux:

    queercakes:

    chic-chibi-chica:

    wethinktherefore:

    didyoudance:

    homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

    MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

    ‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
    AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

    SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

    BABY GOT self-respect

    OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

    EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

    I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

    I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

    ALL THE MOTHAFUCKING AWARDS ^^

    Everything about this wins!

    Nice to see this making the rounds again.

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