1. skyremains:

valeria2067:

“These jewels do indeed make me feel attractive and empowered.”
“Told ya. Here, let’s try the purple hair clip; it really brings out your eyes.”
“You are too kind, my friend.”
“Are you kidding me? You’re a total dish. And that hair? I’d kill for that kind of body and bounce. What do you use on it, anyway?”
“It is a special blend of strengthening extracts. They are the same my brother uses on the mane of Sleipnir.”
*pause*
*both giggle hysterically*

You are a fantastic human being.

The urge to put this in my BECAUSE DEADPOOL hashtag, for all that he’s nowhere to be found, is overwhelming.

    skyremains:

    valeria2067:

    “These jewels do indeed make me feel attractive and empowered.”

    “Told ya. Here, let’s try the purple hair clip; it really brings out your eyes.”

    “You are too kind, my friend.”

    “Are you kidding me? You’re a total dish. And that hair? I’d kill for that kind of body and bounce. What do you use on it, anyway?”

    “It is a special blend of strengthening extracts. They are the same my brother uses on the mane of Sleipnir.”

    *pause*

    *both giggle hysterically*

    You are a fantastic human being.

    The urge to put this in my BECAUSE DEADPOOL hashtag, for all that he’s nowhere to be found, is overwhelming.

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Kirsten. Forty-something. Fat. Married.
Queer, kinky, poly.
Not exactly sure what I'm doing here - but as near as I can figure, neither can anyone else. :-P

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