• store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
    • me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
    • store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
    • me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
    • store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
    • me: /looks down at her captain america tee
    • store guy: /happy seal-clapping
    • me: oh my god we match
    • store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

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About me

Kirsten. Forty-something. Fat. Married.
Queer, kinky, poly.
Not exactly sure what I'm doing here - but as near as I can figure, neither can anyone else. :-P

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