1. mahbuddymycroft:

    fivetail:

    dopernose:

    Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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    Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

    The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

    Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

    I can’t not reblog this

  2. b-duck:

"Pepper’s got both our numbers doesn’t she”

That’d be a YES.

    b-duck:

    "Pepper’s got both our numbers doesn’t she”

    That’d be a YES.

  3. captainbeverlycrusher:

    wesley-crusher:

    my mom says that if this post gets 600,000 notes, she’ll let me take command of the whole ship for a day

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    Wesley, I never said that.

  4. thelastjackalope:

    Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

    That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.

  5. holdthebones:

    whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

    deathpup:

    what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

    he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

    We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

  6. fuckyeahbiguys:

    "I’m sick of how bisexuality is erased in LGBT spaces. I get really nervous before any LGBT event, especially Pride. I feel incredibly sad and hopeless when gay and lesbian people call me insulting names. If gay and lesbian people don’t understand me – Continue reading Prejudice at Pride at Empathize This

  7. opalborn:

    kazifae:

    trainhardbestrong:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

    my uncle: “that’s great”

    Miley: “it’s a bird”

    my uncle: “no its not”

    -chirping noise-

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    They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

    update:

    she caught another bird.

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    update: she caught a squirrel today

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    She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

    She is clearly a Disney Princess

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who had that exact thought.

About me

Kirsten. Forty-something. Fat. Married.
Queer, kinky, poly.
Not exactly sure what I'm doing here - but as near as I can figure, neither can anyone else. :-P

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